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Joke of the Day

"What's reddit without the R&D? Edit:"

"Coworker: I have a degree in History. Me: That'll really come in handy if life starts going backwards."

"Not quite feeling myself today. I'm going to see if booze helps..."

"Conversation that just happened between a friend (lawyer) and I (Architect). Friend: Everybody hates lawyers, until they need one. Me: Everybody loves architects, until they need one."

"TIL NBC had a show with the entire premise being an orangutan being a political advisor They decided to call it ""late night with conan o'brien"""

"Why are all black people fast? Because the slow ones are in jail."

"What happens when U change position too fast? You get an unpleasant vowel movement."

"At the risk of offending my fans, I finally bought an air conditioner"

"[interrogation] ""What do u do for a living?"" Jewel thief. ""Louder for the tape."" [leans in] Cool beef. I bring hot beef down in temperature."

"Whats the difference between a Cat and a Compound Sentence? One has claws at the end of its paws, one has a pause at the end of its clause."