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Joke of the Day

"I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious He called himself a Naan-Conformist."

"Every video my wife has taken with her phone has me in it saying, ""Are you taking a video?"""

"What do you call a murderer who kills during breakfast time? A cereal killer"

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing... They're both stuck up cunts."

"What do oranges, and Jews have in common? They both hate concentration camps."

"G: Grandma (completely safe watch with grandma) PG: Partial Grandma (slightly awkward) PG13: 13 or more cusses (very awkward) R: NO grandmas"

"I was asked what I would give the man who has everything... Well, my phone number for a start."

"My dick may be short... ...but it sure is skinny."

"What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen? A counter reformation."

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar The Bartender says: ""what would you like Senator Cruz?"""