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Joke of the Day

"Who could it be? there's a big idiot between the ""I"" and the ""Y"" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?"

"Easter is a sad day for Lance Armstrong He can never seem to find more than one egg"

"When I win the lottery I'm getting a pool boy, maybe I'll even get a pool."

"They say there's a lot of fish in the sea but I can't hold my breath long enough to have sex with them."

"I want Rebecca Black to make a music video for every day of the week! Said by nobody. Ever."

"People ask me where I see myself in 5 years. I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision."

"After my date orders, I always tell the waiter ""Nothing for me..I'll be eating later"" Then wink at my date & raise my eyebrows suggestively!"

"Addicted Say ""addicted"" after everything I say. What is someone who takes drugs? What is someone who drinks? What hit you in the face last night?"

"I'd like to tell you about two things: reverse psychology and recycling. But, nah, Reddit wouldn't wanna hear it..."

"[at gym] *spends 45 minutes untangling headphones *drops phone, squats to pick it up Phew! Good workout! *leaves"