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Joke of the Day

"Through voting, users determine what posts rise to the top of community pages and, by extension, the public home page of the site ...until the mods wake up."

"It's hard to believe my teenage son hasn't got a job yet. I was sure his special skill of keeping it real' would impress any potential employers."

"So I broke up with my German girlfriend. She said I didn't pay enough attention and suggested I attend a concentration camp."

"If Obama said If President Obama said he was in favor of oxygen, republicans would suffocate themselves."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... And says ""gimme a beer and a mop."""

"Dear neighbor who mows his yard early in the morning tomorrow, I found my bagpipes for tonight."

"How do you get Dick from Richard? You ask him nicely."

"Shawty dropped to the ground like she ain't got manners There was too much lights for an epileptic girl to handle"

"An undertaker says to a bereaved husband When did you realise your wife was dead?' Well,' he replies, the sex was the same but the dishes just kept piling up...' from Internet."

"The day after Thanksgiving is often the biggest capitalist/materialistic shopping day every year. I'm protesting it this year, and had to think of the movement's slogan... Black Fridays Matter."