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Joke of the Day

"A dick has a sad life His hair is a mess His family is nuts His neighbour is an asshole And, his owner beats him."

"Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."

"Little boy: ""daddy, I want to be a Men's Rights Activist when I grow up"" Dad: son, don't grow up to be an irritating wuss"

"Next on a SPOOKY Friends: Ross invites new girl to Halloween party but Rachel shows up! WITCH one will he choose? Phoebe dies of dysentery."

"Why are flowering plants such good test takers? Because they have all of the anthers!"

"Farmer vs Prostitue What is the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"

"Wanna hear a joke?? This subreddit."

"Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he only uses the finest ingredients."

"Make sure you get your ham early for Christmas... Because thanks to Putin there will be no Turkey left."

"""Good to sea you"" is a hilarious thing to say when shoving someone off a cruise ship."