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Joke of the Day

"A dick has a sad life His hair is a mess His family is nuts His neighbour is an asshole And, his owner beats him."

"Do you know why police dogs are called the K-9? Because if it were called the K-10, they would be police cats"

"Why did Jesus curse the fig tree? [God hates figs.](http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Cursing_the_fig_tree)"

"Why Jared Leto should win an osvar for Suicide Squad. *spoilers Not ONCE did his Joker mention that he's a vegan."

"to someone with x-ray vision two people making out look like skeletons that are really bad at eating each other"

"North Korea shows that you don't need religion to be crazy."

"Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas Because OCT 31 = DEC 25"

"A husband and his wife. ""honey I have a confession to make. I've been seeing a psychiatrist"" ""Thats's okay dear"" the wife replied. ""I've been seeing the pool man and our daughter's basketball coach"""

"Yo momma so poor...[original] she vote for Obama cos she want change ahhh thank you ill be here all week"

"Sometimes when I look into the toilet I realize that I'm not a regular guy."