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Joke of the Day
"North Korea shows that you don't need religion to be crazy."
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"I lost an ibuprofen under my dresser a week ago and now I'm worried the spiders are coming after me with no headaches and renewed vigor."
"The 2014 world limbo champion walks into a bar... and loses his title."
"I phoned the police. I said, ""A girl is being raped in the park!"" He said, ""You're going to need to be more specific than that."" I said, ""You kinky bastard."""
"[laser tag] Instructor: Dude, you're not gonna run out of ammo Me [strapping bayonet to the end of gun]: let's just agree to disagree"
"My better half said period jokes aren't clever So I wound up discarding 3 pages of jokes i had expounded on the Victorian period."
"Islamophobia caused by baby sheep? Yes it is... Credit to Newsjack BBC for this one."
"In case you think you have the laziest cat in the world, my cat has had a turd half-in/half-out her butt hole all afternoon."
"i never dreamed that little pictures on a screen would feel like friends... yet here i am."
"Before Chris Brown did a concert with them,,, they were just known as ""The Peas""."