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Joke of the Day
"Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas Because OCT 31 = DEC 25"
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"My friend has Tourettes. He doesn't have a bank account. He has a swear jar."
"Eyecare Clerk: And for $79 we can coat your lenses with anti-glare. Me: Is that intended to benefit me or the people I glare at?"
"My 8yo's looking for a summer job. He's a pretty decent bartender if anyone's hiring."
"It really bothers me when the free Internet that I'm leeching off from the cafe across the street is kind of slow."
"Son, do we have any dop Ted? son: what's a ""dop Ted""? dad: you are, you are adopted!! son: ... Nice one dad. dad: I'm not your dad. (Dad joke at its finest, credit: Kris Wilson)"
"If your mom calls you a son of a bitch, you might be a redneck."
"How many goals did Germany score? A brazillian"
"Lil Wayne is like if a doctor's handwriting came to life."
"""Hey Ernie do you want some ice cream?"" ""Sherbet."""