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Joke of the Day

"A husband and his wife. ""honey I have a confession to make. I've been seeing a psychiatrist"" ""Thats's okay dear"" the wife replied. ""I've been seeing the pool man and our daughter's basketball coach"""

"did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? he is OK now."

"I'm glad I was diagnosed with OCD because now I have an even 100 problems."

"Why did the milking stool only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder"

"They say cow manure come from males. But that's bullshit."

"What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family."

"I left my girlfriend because her orgasms were too brief. I just could not accept her shortcomings."

"why are clothes so expensive???? i should not have to pay this much to not be naked. people should pay ME to not be naked"

"If you ever get cold, just go hang out in a corner... They are usually 90 degrees."

"I love using sign language It's a real hands-on experience."