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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why police dogs are called the K-9? Because if it were called the K-10, they would be police cats"

"What did the baby seal order for lunch? The club sandwich."

"If Monday had a face, I would punch it."

"Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ""Damn."" A bad skydiver goes ""Damn."" WHACK!"

"How can you tell when your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up."

"What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common? Both are a glaze"

"Did you hear about Trump getting Pink Floyd back together? Only problem is, he's gonna make them pay for every brick in the wall."

"A random stranger laughed at how I was lactose intolerant How dairy"

"""I thought that too, but I didn't say it out loud, because I'm not a racist."" - a racist"

"Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft."