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Joke of the Day

"maybe bears omly like honey so much becuase their throats hurt from all the growlimg they do"

"It would be a disaster if Hillary Clinton were elected president I mean who would entrust our nukes to a woman on a period?"

"What do you call a white slave? Whipped cream."

"Son and Dad Joke Son: Dad, when i look down i have 4 balls. How is that possible ? Dad: I'm fucking your ass, son."

"What do Hillbillies do on Halloween? Pumpkin"

"In which sport does one white guy push around a bunch of colored guys? All of them!"

"They said I'd miss my family I never miss at close range."

"Dear bed, I'm SO sorry I left you. I don't know what I was thinking. Please take me back."

"I wanted to be a Ninja, so I googled ""Ninja school"" I followed the link to their website, and it said ""Page cannot be found"" WOW, these motherfuckers are good."

"Grocery store flowers; show someone you care slightly more than not at all."