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Joke of the Day
"In which sport does one white guy push around a bunch of colored guys? All of them!"
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"Inception [2010, Psychological thriller] a group of people fall asleep - 148 mins"
"Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish all a Happy Saturday!"
"ME: Wow I have to print this document right now PRINTER: Like, right right now?"
"She said she wanted to see other people So I bought a disguise"
"Why is helen keller a bad driver? Because she's dead"
"What makes Rihanna different from other black people Work"
"I finally figured out why Donald Trump married Melania... ...she came from ***YUUUUUUUUUUUUG***oslavia. ~~(thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week)~~"
"when u r a responsible man so u finger ur throat to puke your beer up so u ain't 2 drunk 2 driver"
"If my dick was a dude... He would prefer the term little person"