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Joke of the Day
"Grocery store flowers; show someone you care slightly more than not at all."
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"the doctors gnash their teeth and howl through the night, but they dare not breach the lines of my apple orchard"
"There's only one problem with your face, I can see it."
"This diet is probably gonna end in murder, but still pretty excited. I'm gonna look so skinny in my mugshot!"
"What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender? Pure-eh"
"How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout."
"Why the letter ""G"" is scary????? In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST."
"Isn't it ironic that the favorite drink of Britain's homeless is called ""Tennents""?"
"Lmao at people who 'play Devil's advocate' like Lucifer doesn't already own all the lawyers."
"Doctor Who was still hungry after dinner.... So he went back four seconds."