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Joke of the Day

"What do Hillbillies do on Halloween? Pumpkin"

"A blind guy walks into a bar... His friend then asks if he is okay."

"What does a gay horse eat? Heeeeeyy."

"What do you call a gay dentist? The Tooth Fairy"

"Did you hear about the Texas hipster whose bicycle was broken? He was fixin' to get his fixie fixed."

"I got my first ejaculation today... I did not see that comming..."

"Let me tell you why going outside is not safe. Because chances are after a few days you end up retweeting a joke about yourself."

"Jesus Christ, superstar He dresses like a woman and he wears a bra!"

"What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot? An oompa loompa with a sore throat."

"Castles are great but I wish you could rent other forms of bouncy architecture"