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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to be a Ninja, so I googled ""Ninja school"" I followed the link to their website, and it said ""Page cannot be found"" WOW, these motherfuckers are good."

"If I had a dollar for everytime I unnecessarily sexualize a sentence, I'd have 69 dollars."

"A new survey shows that a fifth of British men have no idea how to turn on the washing machine. I find chocolates or flowers usually do the trick."

"Damn girl, are you the wife of a convict serving a long term in a federal penitentiary? Because you left before I even finished my sentence"

"How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb? One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me."

"I demand a binary world. Everything should be black and white. Or not."

"Does racism still exist? Let's go to this panel of white people to find out."

"Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs? They can't even"

"If life hands you lemons, ask it why it has hands."

"You Can't spell ADVERTISEMENTS without semen between the tits!"