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Joke of the Day
"They said I'd miss my family I never miss at close range."
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"i jacked off into the toilet and tried to flush but the cum seems to always stay afloat..... well,what do you know...... I got great swimmers!!!"
"What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader? 2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever"
"He's taking you for granted? Act differently. Do something spontaneous. Spice things up. Sleep with his friend."
"Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show? There was a frog in her throat."
"What's the best part about a redneck family fight? The makeup sex"
"JUST ONCE MORE! PLEEEEEEASE? I PROMISE THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME! LET ME DO IT AND I'LL NEVER ASK AGAIN! -Liam Neeson pitching ""Taken 3"""
"how do you get a cat to say like a chicken freeze it and bang it against the table and it says: gog gog gog"
"My sister is moaning and screaming because she's sick. Good thing that her boyfriend is there to comfort her."
"I don't know what disturbs me more about my attraction towards my girlfriends mother. The fact that she's 51 or the fact that she's also my mother."