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Joke of the Day
"They said I'd miss my family I never miss at close range."
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"The letter E is used frequently and infrequently."
"I quit my job as a prostitute because nobody gave a fuck."
"too many moms aren't taking care of themselves, need to just laugh more, reddit moms, what makes you laugh?"
"What do you call a man that marries another man? A minister! Courtesy of a patient."
"Q: When is Santa's birthday? A: Since Santa comes once a year and he's married, Santa's birthday is December 25th"
"I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
"A guy told me a joke about blowjobs, but I had to admit I didn't get it I'm married"
"I remember the days when I wasn't addicted to Facebook...I also remember eating, sleeping, going out, returning calls, making eye contact,"
"Everything is made in China Except babies. They're made in va-chinas"