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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white slave? Whipped cream."
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"I wish the book ""How to be an adult"" came in hard cover... .. it would be that much more effective at bonking stupid people in the head."
"What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !"
"There are 10 types of people... (with a twist) There are 10 types of people, those who know binary and those who don't and those who understand the off-by-one error."
"See a penny pick it up... All day long you'll have.... A nagging feeling that the previous owner wasn't a ""hand washer""."
"""What's wrong with our country?"" OBAMA! ""Who are we going to reelect in 2012?"" OBAMA!"
"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? My fucking retarded son"
"What do you call bacteria that can swim fast? Micro Phelps."
"When I die I want my tombstone to read, ""Did stuff""."
"I just want to have the poker face of a toddler that tells you that they didn't poop their pants."