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Joke of the Day

"Son and Dad Joke Son: Dad, when i look down i have 4 balls. How is that possible ? Dad: I'm fucking your ass, son."

"I may not be the best looking, wittiest, smartest or even the most successful person. I forget where I was going with this..."

"Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet? They don't play the beta."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello to the other side."

"If you ever feel like you can't do something, just remember... Suicide Squad is an Oscar nominated film."

"Whenever I see a group of girls talking I just barge in and say ""he is such an a$$hole"" and just like that, I'm part of the group."

"""What would you say is your biggest flaw?"" ""i step in in people's conversations"" ""i was asking *him*"""

"I'm in Germany. Time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man ""Hans"""

"How is Daniel Craig a policeman? He is in Spectre (Inspector)"

"I wish I had a little robot companion that put his arm out and shook his head at people who tried to talk to me before lunch."