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Joke of the Day
"What's better than roses on a piano? Two-lips on your organ"
Next Joke
"If i had two number 9s for every gender that exists I would have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda."
"If ignorance is bliss there should be a lot more people with smiles on their faces."
"My wife and I used to practice safe sex. Unfortunately they won't let us back in the bank."
"What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!"
"Haven't seen any UFOs lately. Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too."
"Are you a chicken farmer cause' you know how to raise a cock."
"Why cant asians drive? Because cars takes you from A to B"
"I hate when people post lyrics from songs, but I will survive."
"-I love you! -Me too! -You too what? -What you said -What did I say? -That -Say it -What? -I want u to say it -Well -and? -what? -Say it -it"