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Joke of the Day

"If only closed minds came with closed mouths."

"Monica Lewinsky says she's not voting for Hillary if she runs because... ...the last time a Clinton was in the White House it left a bad taste in her mouth!"

"M-I can't go. My Ewok is sick. H-Gigi that's a stuffed animal. M- H- M-Crap. I think you're right. I bet he ate all my Doritos again."

"A pencil isn't as phallic as a pen is."

"Hey! You got your chatroulette in my peanut butter."

"I used to be a Banker.... but then I lost interest"

"Lady Gaga: ""People should look nice all the time."" ""Nice"" = ""If an alien did meth and had a baby with a satellite dish."""

"I used to have a friend who practiced acupuncture."

"Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them a crossbar can't jump!"

"How do People in New Orleans have their beer? Watered Down"