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"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? To find a tight seal"
"I'll be buried in a spring-loaded coffin stuffed w/ tons of confetti. In the future some archeologist is gonna have an awesome day at work."
"The size of a woman's bag is directly proportional to how crazy she is."
"Sometimes I wonder ""Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"" Then it hits me."
"Why was red sad? Because he was feeling blue"
"What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday? I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents"
"I'd just like to say I called Katy Perry's popularity the first time I saw the ""I Kissed a Girl"" music video. Also, I am tone deaf."
"If the answer is 'cockrobin', what's the question? 'What's up my ass, Batman?'"
"Happy Valentines! A little early I know, but l suffer from premature congratulation"