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Joke of the Day

"What day do most mothers give birth? Labor day."

"Did it hurt when YOU fell from heaven? If so, contact the law offices of Leon Molowitz, and get the monetary compensation you deserve!"

"I like my women like I like my microwave Hot, clean, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her."

"Why did Moses vote for Al Gore? Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years."

"""When I was a kid I asked my mum what a couple was and she said: 'Oh, two or three'. She wonders why her marriage didn't work."

"The women protest movement this weekend was historical. I've never seen so many women have PMS on the same day."

"We have enough pictures of airplane wings now, people who travel. Thanks."

"I sexually identify as a brick. I'm always hard and I've only been laid once."

"How do you count cows? You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want."

"Tried to go for anal with my gf without talking about it She says, ""that's a dick move"""