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Joke of the Day
"Most meth cooks start by clicking on an ad to make $500-$800 a day working from home."
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"I don't understand how many blueberries you're supposed to eat in one sitting. 10? 2,000? There's no natural stopping point."
"I ignored your Facebook Friend Request only because there isn't a ""Oh Hell No!"" Button!!!"
"""I JUST WANT TO PUT A BABY IN YOU!"" -me, trying to put a crib together"
"Hey Russell Wilson! You wanna win another Super Bowl?! Nah, I'll pass."
"my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair"
"Just watched my wedding video backwards - Loved the part where I took off the ring, left the church, and fucked off with my friends"
"Sometimes my girlfriend is so annoying. ""Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm pretty?"" Why doesn't she just answer me?"
"If you give a man a fish you kinda suck at picking out gifts."
"What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars? The Cat in the AT-AT"