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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Keanu Reeves eat his soup? There is no spoon"

"Even though it's just a one letter change the difference between ""Wish you were here"" and ""Wish you were her"" is tremendous"

"I'm sure I didn't invent this joke, but i thought of it myself. What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid? A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid? an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*"

"What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy? Sudden Lee"

"Luke: Did you get the card I made you? Vader: I couldn't read it. Your handwriting is awful. Luke: I HAD TO WRITE WITH MY LEFT HAND."

"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade."""

"My mum says I need to get rid of my blow up sex doll. I don't want to let her down."

"Despite its name, Gatorade is pretty much fatal to alligators. I'm not allowed to volunteer at the zoo anymore."

"What do you call an angry cashew? A pissed-achio."

"I recently got a device that can remotely slow down any car And as an added bonus it shows me what speed they're going at too!"