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Joke of the Day
"Sexxist much? Q: how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow? A: give her a shovel."
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"Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks."
"old linux joke I like my women like my kernels about 6 years old and stable"
"What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake? It's not my fault."
"POOL FOR DJS Q: Why can't DJs play pool? A: They always scratch."
"Is Google a Boy or a Girl? A girl, because it tries to complete your sentences for you, and it *never ever* forgets what you said."
"You know you're in your 30's and single when you automatically look for wedding rings even while watching porn."
"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."
"Did you hear about the Mechanic who slept under the car? He wanted to wake up oily in the morning."
"DINOSAUR PARTY TRICERATOPS: GROUP SELFIE!! *hands phone to T-Rex T-REX: Still not funny you guys. Not. Funny."