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Joke of the Day
"I asked a new zealander how many sexual partners he has had. He fell asleep counting."
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"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!"
"Your momma is so fat... But I still fucked her."
"The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar It was tense."
"What do you call a homeless orphan? Depressing"
"So Batman skipped church... Call that a Christian Bale"
"My grandpa's a total perv My mom told me he had a stroke at my sisters dance recital!"
"[At the first thanksgiving] Pilgrims: Im thankful for the land you gave us Natives: we didnt give you land? Pilgrims: *winks at the camera*"
"Why aren't Tyler Perry movies for the light-hearted? They're dark comedies."
"What is the greatest right given to Muslim women? The right to remain silent."