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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is like the number pi... There is no end to his irrationality."

"Did you know that 1 in 4 people has multiple personality disorder? That means one of the me's has a problem."

"They say that money can't buy you happiness, but being broke buys you nothing..."

"Dark humor is like food Only some people get it"

"Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7? Because 7 was mean. Get it?^Because ^6+7+8 ^^divided ^^by ^^3 ^^equals ^^7"

"To my friend who I cheat at cards against: I'm sorry, but I think uno me well enough."

"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A Klondike."

"What does a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more english you get out out of them."

"I brought a gun that shoots knives to a gun fight. Everybody was like whoa. We didn't even fight. Went to get nachos. Cool group of dudes."

"A teacher asked a girl to use the word""handsome""in a sentence. Girl :- ""When I suck my boyfriend's dick my jaws get really tired so I use my hand some times""."