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Joke of the Day

"I think the term copycat serial killer is a bullshit term. They can't kill the same people as the other guy"

"""What time is it?"" *pulls out phone, checks Twitter, puts phone away* *Still has no idea what time it is*"

"What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla? Anything it wants!"

"What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend? ""Dayuum. I'd hit that."""

"Once I had completed my final exam, my professor told me to turn it in to one of the teaching assistants. Good thing I have been practicing my origami."

"The human body is 70 percent water?? *looks at a glass of water* damn girl"

"If you've been married less than a year, stop with all the love and marriage quotes. S hit will eventually hit the fan..."

"Q: What do you call a fish with three eyes? A: Fiiish."

"I like my woman how I like my burritos Wet"

"Why an Irish man might vote for Donald Trump Because he thinks his Capital will keep on Dublin under his presidency"