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Joke of the Day
"Imagine my surprise when I found out that don't is not the abbreviation for donut"
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"Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !"
"[breaking up with girlfriend via the jumbotron] ""Hey, check out the scoreboard while I grab a hot dog."""
"If I text ""HAITI"" to American Idol, will they send the contestants there?"
"I just waited on hold 47 minutes for a tech that sounds like he learned English from a Furby."
"What is OJ Simpson's password on his computer? Slash, slash, backslash, escape."
"Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it."
"Right now Chuck Norris' pumpkin is carving itself"
"Where do you hide after killing a black person? behind a badge"
"What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter? Irrelephant."