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Joke of the Day
"If I text ""HAITI"" to American Idol, will they send the contestants there?"
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"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her."
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"On my way to Chicago. Anybody need anything? Hot dog? Deep dish pizza? Bull's Jersey? A lock of Oprah's hair?"
"When is a pepper annoying? When it's jalapeno face"
"A girl a day keeps the hand away."
"You know what we call comedy gold in the chemistry world? Ha2Au (I'm sorry, also the 2 should be sub-scripted but reddit wouldn't let me do that)"