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Joke of the Day

"Where do you hide after killing a black person? behind a badge"

"Why do they say ""break a leg !"" to actors ? If you said ""tear an ACL !"" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot."

"On the bright side of the election There hasn't been a presidential assassination in a while."

"Last year my ex got mad at me because I was masturbating during a shower.. ..which usually wouldn't be a big deal, but.... It was a baby shower."

"Just bit into a Pop Tart so hot that it caused me to involuntarily perform the falsetto ""ah-ha-ha-ha-"" intro to Stayin' Alive"

"those fake living rooms at IKEA should have a couple in them trying to assemble IKEA furniture and fighting"

"What N word do you not want to call a black man? Neighbor"

"He was a satyr boy She said see you later boy He wasn't goat enough for her"

"Just seen an illegal Mexican boy get into a van with a pedophile. Talk about alien vs predator"

"Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But Mum I don't want three school dinners one is more than enough !"