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Joke of the Day
"I just waited on hold 47 minutes for a tech that sounds like he learned English from a Furby."
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"Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms."
"How do Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware on the ground!"
"Studies show that a lot of women turn into good drivers So If you're a good driver, look out for women turning"
"Last week, a girl at a local bakery backed into the bread slicer... Disaster."
"He shouldn't have died so young, but he also shouldn't have cut the grass at 7:30 am on a Sunday. (I'm writing my neighbors obituary)"
"""No more Mr Nice Guy"" ~ Mr Nice Guy's eulogy"
"I spend 90% of my time online waiting for password reset emails"
"In ""Captain Sully"", technically speaking, Tom Hanks did not fly a plane on to the Hudson River That was falling with style"
"What did God say to the cheese that sinned? Gouda Hell."