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"Right now Chuck Norris' pumpkin is carving itself"
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"Why was Helen Keller such a terrible driver? Because she was a woman."
"I just explained Google to my Granny. ""Pick anything to search for"" I told her. ""What about a nice cream pie?"" She asked. ""Except that."" I replied."
"I have an epileptic friend... He's a jerk..."
"""This role looks absolutely fucking terrible. OK, I'll do it."" - Nicolas Cage"
"What happens when you combine bleach and a girl dog? You get a basic bitch"
"I don't drink water anymore, not after what it did to the Grand Canyon"
"What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS? They really scared the Shiite outa me!"
"""Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain streaking"" [pilot darts out of the cockpit completely naked]"
"What do you call homeless BDSM? Vagabondage."