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Joke of the Day
"I feel so off the grid. I watched the Grampas instead of the Grammys last night."
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"If theres an otter, youre underwater. If a ferret you see, then on land you be."
"A man walks into a bar I'm a titty"
"What's a crusader's favourite drink? A Teu-tonic."
"What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol? Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway"
"I went into a medical shop. ""Have you got anything for irritation?"" ""Yes,"" he said, ""But where exactly?"" I said, ""Fuck knows, you tell me. It's your shop."""
"I cooked a live Lobster in the microwave and now I have a giant mutant lobster in my living room demanding to watch The Little Mermaid."
"No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs! 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"
"We have enough breakfast items for the toaster now, food scientists. Move on to the car heater vent."
"Monica Lewinsky is going to vote for Bernie The last time a Clinton was in office it left a bad taste in her mouth."