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Joke of the Day
"What is OJ Simpson's password on his computer? Slash, slash, backslash, escape."
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"What is the difference between an Eskimo and a eunuch? One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel (found this in Horace's Satires)"
"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flags a big plus."
"What is a blonde's favorite fairy tale? Humpme Dumpme!"
"What do Muslim men do during foreplay? Tickle the goat under the chin."
"My daughter, filling out a college app, called me at home to get my home number. Big shout out to the ex-wife for pissing in my gene pool."
"Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread? Because he tried to get fresh."
"What do you call mustard that's not very hot? Air condijoned. I'll see myself out."
"If your dog & your baby are fighting, it's important to leave them to it so that a pack leader can be established."
"""Brace yourself."" -lazy orthodontist"