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Joke of the Day
"Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !"
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"UNGRATEFUL GIRLFRIEND I swear that I have the most ungrateful girlfriend in the world. Every time I give her an orgasm.......she spits it out"
"Still hope to be part of a wordless briefcase exchange someday."
"My English teacher got really angry about the format of my essay. It wasn't justified."
"I wrote a play on my computer It's a play on word"
"What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger? One was fired, the other was terminated"
"Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!"
"If you think my status updates are ridiculous, you should see my life choices."
"A woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So the bartender gave it to her"
"How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad? None, they were all minerals."