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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job."
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"There are two reasons I don't give money to the homeless 1. They use it for drugs and alcohol. 2. I need it for drugs and alcohol."
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"What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un? Kim Jong Un has control over his country."
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"What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away"
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"My kids don't even know they have a grandma that gives them $100 on their birthdays"