74419
Joke of the Day
"What's a pig's favourite casino game? Porker."
Next Joke
"I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use the run and jump method."
"What is green and sings? Elvis Parsley"
"MOST LETTERS Q: What two words contain the most letters? A: Post office."
"Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk? It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear"
"*in the back of a police car* can ya'll hand me the aux cord?"
"Did you hear about the Italian documentary on suppositories? It's called Innuendo..."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Teach a man to phish and he'll empty an old woman's savings account."
"My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died. Mauled to death by a giant crab."
"What did a Vegetarian Cannibal eat? Stephen Hawking."