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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away"
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"You can blame those ""meddling kids"" all you want. But let's face it. Your entire plan was to dress up like a ghost."
"How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb."
"How can I go to sleep when this movie I've seen 70 times just started?"
"I saw a van covered in dirt... I saw a van that was covered in dirt & someone had written ""I wish my wife was as dirty as this van"". I wrote ""she is-when you're at work!"""
"My friend said he was really down because of his car troubles... I told him i didn't wan't to hear his saab story."
"Those girls on the balance beam learn early on that 4 inches isn't much to work with."
"""I got hoes in different area codes."" - World's most disorganized landscaper."
"Don't make me take off my belt because then my pants would fall down and my body looks like an egg on toothpicks."
"Step 1: Stay up late Step 2: Get up early Step 3: Hate the Earth"