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Joke of the Day
"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old."
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"Some say money talks Mine just says goodbye"
"I don't drink about you anymore."
"That beard may hide a couple of your chins but it won't make you pretty, ma'am."
"i've grown my mustache down over my mouth and all the other ventriloquists here are wondering why they never thought of that before"
"What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas? ""It's Christmas, Eve."""
"Just ordered a non-fat pumpkin spice latte & now I drive a Prius & am a Zumba instructor."
"How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? 11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed."
"If Oprah took over Favstar, everyone would get a trophy."
"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came in fifth and won a toaster."