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Joke of the Day
"Why are brides so happy on their wedding days? No more blowjobs."
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"Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon? Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!"
"The comedian made an entire audience laugh without speaking a single word No joke"
"What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water? Wade"
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the bad part of town? One of them got assaulted."
"Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes? Because she had a pun in the oven!"
"I was on a date with a girl at the cinema. We both put our hands into the popcorn at the same time, so to make it less awkward, I said, ""Don't worry, that's not the one I masturbate with."""
"Did you hear the one about the peanut who rode the subway? He was a salted. Sexually. He was a salted sexually. . . .there's nothing funny about that."
"TIFU by hiring a registered sex offender as a replacement teacher Oops wrong sub."
"Someone complimented me on my driving today They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."