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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison? A small medium at large."
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"A Freudian slip is when you want to say one thing but end up fucking your mother."
"Baby monitors are magical When I turn it off my baby stops crying"
"What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!"
"What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? My erection."
"Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans? Because you're breaking wind."
"DATE: Are you a dog person or a cat person? DOG: Cat person, definitely."
"My daughter was whining about her chores. She asked if she needed to vacuum the whole apartment. I said, ""no, just do the floor."""
"Dad: I'm so hungry. Me: Hi, so hungry I'm son! *Dad turns head very slowly* [camera cuts to Dad patting down pile of dirt with shovel]"
"I could never be friends with a dildo. They're stuck-up cunts."