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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un? Kim Jong Un has control over his country."
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"I hated the new X-men movie. Professor X was so lame."
"One day Joaquin Phoenix will be bitten by a zombie... ...and he will be called the Joaquin Dead"
"I never mess with anyone in a Pontiac Aztek. I just don't want to be on the wrong end of another of their poor decisions."
"My brother bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, ""Crick""."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision A rip off."
"Buying a new car and online dating are sort of the same thing... You're looking for the youngest model with the least amount of miles on it."
"I wanted to make a joke about a bridge but I thought I might need to build the suspense first"
"Not only was my brother not mad when I backed into his Porsche, he even invited me camping and said to bring a shovel. Whew!"
"What's a thief's favorite type of armour? Steel armour"