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Joke of the Day

"I told the insect I knew he used to be part of an elite military unit he was exuberant"

"Old Jewish Proverb: It's better to have Russians cut-off the gas than ... ... have Germans pump it."

"What do you call a retired comedian? Comedy mold."

"Ooo! The morning weather girl... Come on baby, give daddy the five day forecast."

"Whoever replaced my kitchen window with broken glass and hid my laptop and tv. Haha very funny. Now tell me where they are. I'm serious."

"Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking Friday..."

"The versatile gay actor wanted to be cast in both ""A Christmas Carol"" and ""A Midsummer Nights Dream"" So he could be both a Bottom and a Topper."

"Why did Hillary Clinton had her campaign chairman John Podesta send the crowd home from the Clinton HQ? She 'accidently' deleted the email with her consession speech."

"I'll have you know I did four years in Nam. Turns out pedophilia is illegal there too."

"What food, when consumed by a female, causes a complete loss of desire? Wedding cake."