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Joke of the Day
"What food, when consumed by a female, causes a complete loss of desire? Wedding cake."
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"I witnessed a murder in the park last night and called 911 They told me to stop calling and leave the crows alone."
"My home security system is a nerf sword by the door. My liquor cabinet has a retina scanner, 3 pit bulls & my 7th grade lesbian gym teacher."
"Bring Me the Horizon gets thrown into the ocean... Do they sink or swim? Or simply disappear?"
"Dude yelled ""Fight me like a man"" at me, so I held him down and marginalized him for a thousand years."
"Why did the Kenyans win the marathon? They heard there was water at the end"
"can't even imagine how many delicious recipes get exchanged during the football huddle"
"I consider you a female sheep Gotta say it aloud. *ewe"
"A banana walk in to a doctors office... A banana walks in to a doctors office and says to the doctor ""I'm not peeling very well!"" ;-; Sorry..."
"Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids? Every time his wife gets hot, he smacks her with a shovel."