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Joke of the Day
"Ooo! The morning weather girl... Come on baby, give daddy the five day forecast."
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"Never give a baby alcohol unless you want him to go on and on about, ""the blacks."" Racist fucking babies."
"Mexico replaced America as the world's fattest country because we sent them all home."
"What is Yoda's last name? Layhehoo"
"What's the world's most dangerous city? Electricity"
"Ironically, I only know of one person with the name Common."
"If it ain't broke, my children haven't touched it yet."
"Do you want to hear a joke about a psychologist? - Yes. - Why?"
"Anyone who uses the phrase ""easy as taking candy from a baby"" has never tried taking candy from a baby."
"What is a baby bee ? A little humbug !"