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Joke of the Day
"Ooo! The morning weather girl... Come on baby, give daddy the five day forecast."
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"Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours wondering where he'd seen himself before?"
"A teacher asks her class what noise a pig makes... Lil Tyrone raises his hand and says ""Freeze mothafucka!"" I guess there aren't any farms in Detroit."
"What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro? zika blyat"
"If electricity takes the path of least resistance... why doesn't lightning only strike the country of France?"
"How do you break the nose of a blonde without touching her? Wave your cock underneath a glass table"
"Perspective is everything. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the live lobsters in the ship's galley."
"Why did the tree install solar panels? It wanted to be a power plant."
"I like long walks along the beach until the drugs wear off & I realize I'm actually crawling through the sand at the local construction site"
"Boy becomes Jedi, gets married, turns evil, has twins, becomes Darth Vader, complicated crap, ewoks. Boom, STAR WARS. You're welcome, girls."