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Joke of the Day

"I'll have you know I did four years in Nam. Turns out pedophilia is illegal there too."

"People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses."

"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"

"Why do women fake orgasms? because they think men care."

"I've been doing so much cardio that I'm going to have a heart attack And my hearts gonna win."

"CW: How was your weekend? *finds nearest object* ""Hello?"" CW: Are you talking to a stapler? ""I'm sorry, I have to take this."""

"Why did the illiterate man with the 3 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"

"My wife asked me if I was going to take a shower before we go to some friend's house for the evening like she didn't see me get in the pool."

"A man only wearing saran wrap pants... Walks into his doctors office. The doctor says: ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"That girl from The Exorcist was a real head turner"