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Joke of the Day

"Whoever replaced my kitchen window with broken glass and hid my laptop and tv. Haha very funny. Now tell me where they are. I'm serious."

"Why is Jupiter both the favourite and most hated planet for Jews? Favourite because **Jew**piter is the biggest planet in the solar system Hated because it's a gas planet"

"A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous ""It's ok"" says the Doctor ""They're benign"" ""Count 'em again Doc"" says the pirate. ""I reckon there be at least ten"

"You was sent back to earth from hell becasuse the devil choked on your soul."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick into your mom's ass."

"HOT local grizzly bears dying to eat YOU!"

"Beer:""You know what would be funny?"" Me:""No. What?"" Beer:""Really? Finish me and have four more then I'll ask again."" Me:""Yes, sir."""

"I don't research Nihilism anymore. What's the point?"

"Well if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire ... .....what do freedom fighters fight?"

"""weed is a gateway drug"" ""to what? the fridge? Hahaha"" *loses car, house, wife, and job because of fridge addiction*"