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Joke of the Day

"The versatile gay actor wanted to be cast in both ""A Christmas Carol"" and ""A Midsummer Nights Dream"" So he could be both a Bottom and a Topper."

"What's white on top and black on bottom? Society. Whats black on top and white on bottom? rape."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, cause they can't change anything. (Just told to me by my 12 year old son.)"

"I once had an altercation with a dealer in Vegas. He really had a chip on his shoulder."

"My girlfriend told me that she has bronchitis. I wish I had a dinosaur."

"The thing that frightens me the most about being brutally murdered is having Nancy Grace screeching about the details of it on primetime tv."

"Did you hear ISIS blew up their first Italian recruit in a suicide bombing today? They decided to rig a Tony"

"While I appreciate that you're bringing sexy back, if we're not also discussing who took sexy away, we're only enabling future sexy problems"

"Why was the Muslim rubbing the goat? Not because he was into beastiality you Islamophobe... He was at the petting zoo for his wife's 9th birthday."

"What did batman say too robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."