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Joke of the Day

"What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems? The Pastryarchy."

"Why do people say ""Be there or be square""? Because if you're not there, then you're not around."

"Justin Bieber's to be the new face of Calvin Klein. Awful news given he does such a terrible job of being the current face of Justin Bieber."

"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check"

"It's hard to find a good babysitter who doesn't mind being paid in heroin."

"Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday? He had a Saturday Night Fever"

"When it comes to penis size I'm happy to report that I'm actually a little above average. Thank god for Asians."

"I only remember the punchline: ""Follow the yellow-dicked toad!"" Anyone know the joke?"

"Interviewer: When were you most satisfied at your last job? Me: After lunch, next question."

"How did Aladdin die? Carpet bombing."