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Joke of the Day
"Interviewer: When were you most satisfied at your last job? Me: After lunch, next question."
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"Why don't Australians have sex? Because they mate. ...I'll let myself out."
"Scottish Independence"
"Q: Why was the teacher cross-eyed? A: He couldn't control his pupils."
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Simple! Just kick his sister in the jaw!"
"How many wrinkles does an asshole have? Smile and ill start counting"
"In this era of excessive exclamation point use, punctuating a text with a period is the quickest and simplest way to cause concern."
"Ask me why I'm bad at telling jokes - ""why are you bad at telling jokes?"" - ...oh wait. Shit! ughh ... I fucked it up."
"How to Diet Successfully by M. T. Cupboard"
"Guerrilla Glue It only works when you don't look at it."